Saturday, 26 June 2010

Who the fuck is Chakana?!


There is a new wine in town.
It is called "Untouched by Chakana".
Not sure if it was the name, the design of the label or the fact that it comes in a 3 litre box... but I just HAD to have it.
It was damn tasty. I had the pleasure of intoxicating myself at the expense of Chakana all evening yesterday. For hours I danced around in a Chakana haze.

When I woke up this morning I realised that I had been fooled.
I had most definitely been touched by Chakana...
And believe me when I tell you; Chakana does not work in gentle ways.
In fact she has no manners, she is aggressive and ruthless, leaving her victims drained and with no hope for the future.

I now have the Chakana fever and as a result I don't have the strength to upload any photos from last night.

Thank you Chakana.





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