soveryjo

Gorgeous day.

Glorious to say the least!

Went to the Indian embassy to apply for a visa.

Elin asked why they requested you to provide them with details about your mother.

I quickly came to the conclusion that it was probably because they needed to check the record, in case your mother had ever slaughtered a cow or so.

I said this out loud.

In the Indian embassy.

The entire embassy was unfortunately completely silent as I opened my mouth.

I immediately realised my mistake, but it was too late.

If my visa application is denied It is probably because I insulted them. Or possibly because my mother is a threat to Indian national security.

One can never be to sure about those things.

Come to think of it, her cow records might not be too clean.

Neither may mine...

I can't recall.

I fear I might not make a huge success in India.

Unfortunately I seem to have caught a cold. I am at the moment trying to numb the symptoms with a straight vodka on the rox. Absolute of course.

Now the big question is, should I go to bed or get on my breakless bike and pedal my way over to Elin's for some wine?