Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Someone died in this lake.

Apparently they just found the corpse, which means I can stop looking anxiously for potential limbs floating around. The rumors say it was a Polish guy, drunk out of his mind, who thought it would be a good idea to take the boat for a ride..

Poor fella, he thought he could drink like a Swede. ”When in Rome” he probably said to himself when he opened the second bottle of Absolut and downed it. Aw honey! Didn’t your mother tell you it takes years of practice and some pretty strong DNA? God bless you.

It’s not for everyone. And besides, getting in a boat when you can’t even stand straight is probably more stupid than the new burka law in France.




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