soveryjo

INDIA!

The land of curry, sandals and holy cows.

It is also apparently the country where toilet paper is a rarity, where you can only blame yourself if you get a stone thrown in your face while travelling by train (-you probably took the window seat, you stupid bastard), and where there is no such thing as "curry".

The curry issue really interests me. According to my research, there is (of course) a massive selection of spices and when combined in certain, I guess typical Indian, ways you achieve what we know as the "curry flavour". Curry however, is apparently a western, lame, and unrefined short cut to define these flavours.

There is no such thing as Curry flavour.

There you go.

If this is true or not, I will of course find out for you.

I am excited.

And admittedly a little anxious.

My bladder happens to have been installed in size XXS, with very limited capacity and consequently I have seen more toilets than you can imagine.

Should I fill my suitcase with toilet paper?

When it is all consumed I could of course fill my suitcase with "spices"!

ps. I am going to India.