Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Whenever I get a vaccine injected in my one of my veins, I also get a cold.
And whenever I get a cold, I make myself the garlic cure.
Those who know me are familiar with my love for this remedy, the brave ones have even gotten to try it.

The garlic cure is a miracle cocktail (it contains alcohol), but I have to admit it always fails to succeed in delivering the desired effect (immediate recovery), it does however have splendid strengths placebo wise... This time I kicked it up a notch; I added raw ginger, a good dash of vodka and a few extra garlic cloves, mixed it in the blender with fresh oranges and the remaining secret ingredients.

I nearly vomited.
And sadly I am not cured.
F.U. garlic cure.



ps. check out the latest addition to the sunglass collection!



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