Friday the 16th of April

03.00 Finally fall asleep after 2 hours of trying. Thinking I should maybe cut down on caffeine consumption

08.00 Woken up by Simon and Garfunkel. FML

08.01 Spot amazing chocolate on my bedside table. Am immediately happier.

08.05 Realise I never did the dishes last night. Regret waking up. FML

08.50 Get on the bus to uni. Sitting next to person with very strong odour. Regret living in Aberdeen. FML

09.10 Arrive at Uni. Gary isn’t here. Regret waking up. FMLx2

09.11 Thinking about my bed. Regret waking up. FML

10.05 Gary arrives. He is late but I forgive him cos he saves my CAD-hating ass, and says things like; I am here to help.

12.45 Leave uni. Travelling by bus. Mentally incorrect man on the seat in front of me keeps asking randomly selected people on the bus; "How' you doin Peter?" Hilarious.

13.10 Eating left over turkeyballs. Experiencing ecstasy (as in pleasure).

13.35 Rediscover chocolate bar.

14.41 Dibs calls to suggest park chillaxation. park, sun, beer. Conditions are perfect.