Is this the end?

This will be the 100th [/100ed?] post on this blog!

CELEBRATION!

sadly the subject is rather nasty.

Well it does involve love [for Dibs], gratitude [for the thoughtful gift], but also hate [cats] and disgust [anus. and cat again].

I know now why I haven't been able to do any uni work.

It is because of this little ornament I was given the other day [stolen from the ODL office= status], which is constantly exposing its less graceful bits. I sense the bad aura it brings into the room.

A hypnotic anus-exposing mist lays heavy in my office[read bedroom]. The light is gone, the air has become thinner and I find it hard to focus. My creativity is suffocated. My blood has turned cold. The laughter of children outside my window has been replaced by the screams of giant sea gulls. There is darkness and fear, there is pain and anger. There is some bad energy in this room, and its originated from the rear of a cat.

Help me.