I could have been in New York right now.
No, actually I couldn’t cos I have no money. And soon I have no flat. Which makes me a homeless person to be.
If you feel sorry for me or simply want to show your appreciation for my existence; gold, jewellery and cash can be sent to 27 Margaret street (before the end of May), preferably no checks cos that would require me to go the bank and I can’t be bothered.
Oh and don’t give me a car cos the parking on this street is really expensive, unless it’s a Porsche that comes with the trunk filled with two-pound-coins, -then I might consider it.
Much love,
Jo
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