Hey Rich tea!

I had the pleasure of receiving this letter.

It might be due to the noise that usually occurs during heavy movie production, I am not sure.

Something tells me that the anonymous mind behind this "notice" is the type of person who:

*eats a grapefruit with knife and fork.

*irons his underwear (/has his 78yr old mother iron his underwear for him)

*presses the bell on the bus and stands up, five minutes before the bus actually stops

* consumes large amounts of rich tea-biscuits

*wears ecco shoes

* has one or several cats

* has never participated in a music video production

* secretly wishes he had

May his rich tea-coloured life someday be spiced up.

Let the cats, ecco's and underwear miraculously rise to the sky and bring that smile back to his crippled face; and when that day arrives, let me show this man a good time.

I wish him nothing but happiness.

And if you (referring to man) read this, please know my door is open for you. And your apology will be accepted.