My dog

Guess what?

Dibs never came.

There is a Swedish saying that goes like this; "It is difficult to teach old dogs to sit"

Applied to Dibs, one could add that the "dog" in this case is also figuratively blind, deaf and born with fused back legs, and therefore it will probably never EVER learn to sit.

However she is your dog and you love her, so all you can do is shake your head and accept the fact that your dog sometimes sucks.

I am not bitter.