Snails

I. ate. snails.

You heard me.

I actually had the warm, slimy, chewy little body of a snail resting on my tongue, then I chewed it and swallowed. An ACTUAL snail (four).

Thinking of it now, I almost puke a little in my mouth.

People around the world are starving, they are forced to eat anything remotely nutritious.

I want them to know I sympathise with them, that I understand what it is like.

I have been there, eating snails I mean.

Totally know what they are going through.

Don't want to make a big fuss about it. Just saying; I have also eaten snails.

and when I was looking for the snail evidence, I also found this image.

I think it beautifully captures how one can still be happy and find joy in the little things (like exercising on a fence), despite being at the snail-eating stage of life.

So to summarize; when life is a Bitch, find your happy fence.