Three colour Jean.

This is Jean.

I also call her "Prostie", "Three colour Jean" and various other names, depending on the situation

Today is a marvellous day you know.

On this very day, an unknown amount of years ago, the world was given a splendid gift in the form of Jean.

If it wasn't for Jean, Uni would be a tad more boring.

The unofficial English dictionary would be missing a majority of important words.

And surveillance cameras in Paris would be excessive.

You all realise the importance of this day, yes?

For her birthday all Jean asked for was a Cabbage-fest. She loves her cabbage you see.

She already has a problem with her stomach so I figured this would be a bad idea (mainly with concern for her new flat mate). Instead, I will offer to cook her dinner. Jean, I am cooking you dinner. Call me. So, despite the lack of cabbage get-togethers, I hope she has the most delightful of birthdays and that she never stops being her jeanious self.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROSTIE!