Doormat hate

I came home from uni, walked up the stairs, put the key in the door and quickly looked down.

That''s when I spotted it. The doormat.

It's not like I haven't noticed it before. It was the first thing I observed when I moved in, and it was the first thing to annoy me about the flat. I hate that doormat, with a passion. Not sure why. At a closer look, it appears rather harmless. Still, there is something about it. Something foul.

Okay, I have to admit, in a way it's ideal, this doormat makes you WANT to step on it, to rub your dirty shoes in its face and maybe even jump a little on it before you proceed into the flat. But I still object against it's presence.

Who designed this doormat?

Did you have a loaded GUN pointed towards your head while being forced to design a doormat in 45 seconds?

Was THIS the best you could do?!

Step up.

Take responsibility for the shit you have produced.

Oh, and thank you for designing the most horrendous doormat in northern Europe.

You should be ashamed.