Thursday, 11 March 2010

FLAT FOR RENT!

You now have the opportunity to lay your hands on this fabulous flat with the great SAP rating of 111! Located in the city centre of dull Aberdeen, where the sun never shines and the sea gulls are about the size of your granny.

The flat comes fully furnished and equipped with gadgets including several scalpels, laser measure tape (never used) and a bike. The shower is usually cold and thus a pain in most asses, the views of the bins below are marvelous though.

At a quick deal we will offer you a bonus, a ceiling lamp with the text “Brendan has a manjina” (written in permanent ink), signed A. Megginson.

Please call for more information.

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3 comments:

  1. yup interested indeed hehe

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  2. I could arrange a viewing on tuesday?

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  3. sounds good to me :P isn't it just gonna be the same as the photo above?? lol

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