If i drink really large amounts of Tequila, I can sometimes see into the future.
It is very useful really.
These are some of my quotes from a future interview I will do for DeZigne Magazine, Spring Issue 2030
“Frank Lloyd Wright… was that not the guy who dated Madonna?”
“Steel ruler? -haha! No, honey, I use my credit card for straight lines”
“Tervakoski paper, yeah... No, that was a long time ago, these days I draw on 125 gsm diamond sheets. I find the drawings come out much clearer.”
“Zaha who?”
“Herzog and de Meuron?! competition?! HAHAHAHAAAAAA! I eat boys like them for breakfast.”
zaha who? lol
ReplyDeleteif you can't be assed with the interview halfway through you could always throw in one of these: "well would you look at the time *point to clock*. the hour hand says "fuck" and the minute hand says "this"
haha! my diamond covered Rolex made by a selected group of diamond watch-making monkeys. there are only 4 of these watches in the entire world. Me, Elton John, the president of the USA and the fourth owner wants to remain anonymous.
ReplyDeleteis that the tequila talking?
ReplyDeleteis that the tequila talking?
ReplyDeleteis that the tequila talking?
ReplyDelete^^^^ i only posted that once but your blog loved it so much it posted it 3 times
ReplyDeletemy blog loves tequila <3
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS hahaha, "i use my credit card for straight lines" perfect...
ReplyDeleteabby x