Emma has left Aberdeen. The mourning is over. It was interrupted by the plumber at nine this morning…
Anyway, I am going through all of my possibilities. There is so much I can do! I could turn the flat into an after-dark prostitutional hot-spot, Jean would like that. I could breed monkeys. I could give dance classes in the spare room, passing on my skillz for smooth moves.
Or I could build a bunk bed and suddenly there would be so much room for activities!!
The possibilities are endless.
can me n phill usse it as a bike store as our flat is overflowing...
ReplyDeletelove.step brothers.so.fucking.much.
ReplyDeletesure Will! the rent is 400/month plus bills.
ReplyDeletePROSTITUTIONAL HOT-SPOT!!!! No doubt about it, it's a must!
ReplyDeleteWhose to say that you can't breed monkeys whilst teaching them how to dance prostitunally?! We could always use it as a rehearsal studio for our band? You are right the possibilties are endless... a walk-in wardrobe for our soon to be very large collection of lederhosens perhaps?
jean, I am LOVING your creativity!
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