I am writing this in red, because it's important

I had an idea for the blog. It was so funny. It was so unbelievably funny. In fact it was so IMMENSELY funny that it made me realise I can’t do it. It would be the end of everything. If I posted this thing I could never top it and everything ever after would seem pointless because the height of humour had been reached and well, I would probably feel like my duty was done, and after that I would have to close the blog down.

Due to the character of the material I would release by uploading this post, I would probably also have to leave Aberdeen, almost certainly Europe in general, and just to be safe, change my identity and spend the rest of my life under the name of K. on a deserted island where no one would ever find me. I don’t know where that would be, and I am not sure how I could afford a ticket to go there either. And come to think of it, I don't know why I would have to call myself K. if the island was deserted and no one would ever find me anyway? I guess it’s not gonna happen…

I don’t even know why I am writing this. Probably just to remind and assure myself that the hypothetical blog post I am referring to must never be released. EVER.