Right, guys.
The blog has been running for a while now and my statistics show me that I have gathered a little crowd of readers. YAY! Thank you all for sticking around.
Still, it bothers me a little that hardly anyone leaves a comment!
Come on, I mean I have no idea who is actually reading and frankly it doesn’t really matter, but a comment every now and again would be nice. If no one ever leaves a response I could just write a diary instead….
Okay I won’t put too much pressure on you. Let’s talk about something funny.
Me! Special occasion tonight and I am totally psyched. I have already mentioned the tequila infused watermelon, but that is not all. I have also been working on my fake tan for almost a week now and I must say the progress has been very good indeed. Streaky and orange. I look very much like a cheap prostitute. I also invested in a horrendous pair of orange high heels (and I really mean HIGH. We are talking the height of Derek Zoolander’s centre for kids who can’t read that good). On sale at Primark. These are going straight in the bin when this night is over. I can’t walk in heels. Doing it tonight as a one-off (well actually I also see it as a rehearsal for when I win that Nobel Prize in a tree related subject, I will probably wear heels then.)
Anyway I am going all in tonight.
Will give you an update later on.
ciao

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